March 8, BDNEWS420: The Bangladesh Islamic Party celebrated International Women's Day today, March 8, as the number of women on the streets reduced due to the recent mutiny that killed many Army personnel and some civilians.
'This is an achievement that we are proud of. Keeping the women off the streets is the first crucial step in bringing law and order to this nation of ours,' said spokesperson Mirza Alim.
When reminded that it was not their credit, and it was in fact an indication of the lack of law and order in the country, Alim said, 'Do not talk about what you do not know. Women are the cause of all problems in this world. If we did not have women police guarding the intersection of Satmasjid Road and Dhanmondi Road 27, we would not have had this crisis upon us. Please do not make comments that can destabilize our country for which we have fought for for the last few years.'
We at WTF, happy that Mr. Alim thought that we were strong enough to destabilize the country, left him alone as he pretended to count the tasbih. We, of course, don't know what exactly he was counting.
( Mirza Alim, on the account that photographs are not halal, refused to let our cameraman in. He even threatened to break his camera if he tried to take a picture. We wanted to do a sketch, but then decided against it. He's not much to look at, so why bother?)
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